I AM SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT RIGHT NOW
Monday morning I will wake up with broken eyes for the last time.
Naval doctors are gonna SHOOT MY EYEBALLS WITH LASERS!
For the next few decades I will be able to see with my own eyes, unaided by a barrier of glass or silicone, until old age sets in and my vision naturally begins to degrade once again.
I have never wanted anything more in my entire life, and the Marine Corps is giving it to me. I already owe so much to the Corps, and now this as well.
Best job I’ve ever had.
SO I GOT A MOTORCYCLE
Friday night I finally got the bike I’ve been pining after for years: a Harley Davidson Sportster 1200 Custom!
I’ve already put 350 miles on it since Friday night, I fucking love this motorcycle.